Hello Kiddies,
Now what if I told you something that you should already know about sibling rivalry. Israel and The Arab nations are actually from the same lineage. Now I have a sibling and we don't get along all the time but most of the time things are pleasant.
Don't you think that since this story is basically the same in both their holy books, may be if they actually read the entire fucking things then maybe they could tone down the anger, not to mention the killing of thousands of innocent people. As I recall Abraham had several children, the first Ishmael and the second Issac.
Here's where the funny bit comes in, Abram " short for Abraham" was unable to have a child with his wife, so she allows him to procreate with their servant and along comes Ishmael, bouncing baby boy, oh happy day. Until Abrams wife actually conceives and has a son Isaac. Trouble in paradise, now Abrams wife say's to toss out his son from the first coupling as sharing is a no no I guess, in favor of their REAL son Isaac.
Even back then it seems the women ran the household. Well poor Ishmael gets banished to the desert and from his lineage the Islamic faith is born. Issac on the other hand is nearly sacrificed to please God, last minute God say's "it's cool ha ha just testing your faith ". From the lineage of Issac the Jewish faith was born.
Now I know that all deeply religious people say they have read their books cover to cover well if that's true why would you continue to kill your own family? Sounds like some therapy is needed more than anything else.
Funny thing about the Koran is, it mentions Jesus and many other key peoples and points that are in the Old Testament, yet the Old Testament barely acknowledges anything other than what the early Sumerians wrote "borrowed info Re: creation myth & the great flood" and what they chose to say about Yahweh. Maybe one day we'll look back and see how silly all this religious shit really is an just try to get through our lives with minimal pain towards one another... But I doubt it. Oh yea and for all you Jew hating Christians out there here's the best part "Jesus was Jewish you DUMB FUCKHEADS!"
AMF...
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