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Friday, August 13, 2010

Do Women know what they want?

Now I'm a divorcee' x2 so I like to think I have a rudimentary understanding of the female species. Nope wrong, just tear up the paper you've got and start from scratch. I've been on the net again now for about 2-3 months and I can tell you beyound a doubt that either these women don't exist in the first place or in order to communicate with them or even read their correspondence suddenly you get hit with these crazy mad fees. Now this is not the women 's fault unless it's a big conspiracy like the JFK thing and only a precious few men get to the true inner sanctum, not pussy , just access to the real women on the sites. Okay so label me cheap, but you'd be wrong. Yes I'll admit to being frugal but of all the dating sites out there which do you choose? Look I'm 44 financially independent and could well afford to join several sights if I had some kind of guarantee, which I know is impossible, so what's my gripe. I met a woman and I swear on paper we are the ultimate couple, the site even acknowledges this, I send her a flirt "I assume she reads my profile which matches what she want's almost down to the letter" No response, I've got about 1k messages from Russian dating sites but communication over there is for shit and by the 4 or 5th conversation they are asking for cash. Sometimes you'll get a couple that will go the extra mile a show a nude pic. of somebody, who knows if it's really them, yes it's the cynic in me coming out as per usual. Ladies there are good, well intentioned men out here, not just looking for a 1 nighter, some of us myself included actually want a relationship with a woman and frankly yahoo has turned into a slut farm... Yeah I said it, if you want money to show you damn tit's come over here get sponged up and wash my damn car you arse holed heartless bitches. I realize everyone has to eat but fuck, can't yahoo just automatically send them to 1 chat room, there some men' s fantasies can be fulfilled blissfully OH AND BY THE WAY THE GIRL CONTACTING YOU IS PROBABLY NOT EVEN IN THE COUNTRY, SHE'S JUST THE BAIT TO GET YOU ON THE HOOK, THEY PROMISE NO FEE'S I HAVE A SECRET PASSWORD WE JUST NEED YOUR CC NUMBER TO VERIFY YOUR AGE. GUY'S READ THE FINE PRINT, IT ALWAYS MENTIONS SOMETHING ABOUT AGREEING TO THEIR TERMS, THIS MEANS YOU LOSE CASH, BUYER BEWARE.
Okay i'm a bit less pissed now but that Blackbox XXX is infamous for doing this, just watch cinemax, hell you're already paying for it or watch a real porno, that woman on the other end of her cute little webcam gyrating around the camera could very well be a loop created for us morons and by us I mean men.
I'll explain it so even my dead uncle Charlie can understand, Men are born STUPID it's a genetic thing no ones found it yet but they will, usually growing up we have this fixation on the woman all men love "mommy" but she's really setting us up for heartache and pain, this is not intentional it's just what they do.
Women are born with the eccentric gene "I usually call it the insane gene" but in deference to all the women out there who control these sporadic fits of insanity I'll use eccentric. You can not control this anymore than we can control our stupidity. All I'm asking is that you play fairly and gently with us as we are mentally challenged and when you come down to it you ladies can get us to do just about anything just with a snap of your finger, I've been through it twice and G-DDammit it ends right here and now, If you are looking for a serious, intelligent gentleman, with above average IQ, has a variety of talent both in & out of the bedroom let's go for a bike ride or a 2 day car trip, if both are still alive you will probably last a while.
You ladies know the jerks almost from go street, but you see them anyway and get more jaded then before you went out with the arsehole then my stupid ass comes along and has to put up with the shit you really should have shoveled on the original JACKASS. So to tie this all together guys get help with your "mommy issues" hell get a shrink if necessary. Ladies be kind to us you already have half the money and ALL the pussy, smile you're sitting on a million bucks.
That's all for now, have a good life and meditation is a great way to keep things in check...That's for all of us...AMF

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