What happened to Men?

Hello Boy's and Girls,
   Yes it's me once again to share with you a few words of Wisdom.   Well I've finally met the women of my dreams without lying to her about anything, can you say the same?   Patience is a virtue "someone once said" and it's paid off for me.   Fellas, we all want certain things from the women we are with but oft times we settle because of fear of treading into the unknown, well that's exactly what I did... I jumped blindfolded and headfirst and won her over with my intelligence, charm and loving heart.    Not a lot of men would admit to what I just wrote, but intelligence is a big turn on for most women.   So instead of trying to be someone you're not, be yourself and jump into the Abyss.   You may need to sharpen certain aspects of your personality but that's self improvement something we should all strive for.   Look, women have an edge on us, we "men" should be able to admit to this, it's simply a fact.   Quit lying to them, it makes them jaded and un-trusting of the next guy who comes along.    Odds are she'll take her angst out on the next guy as I think a lot of women clump all men into the same catagory, ie "tail chasers".   Well if that's what you want, there are lot's of women who just want a fuck and move on, thank God for the women's Lib. movement but we have a responsibility to well "the human race" to at least attempt to stop this on going feudal relationship between men and women.   As I've said before we have the stupid gene and they are emotional roller coasters "at times" but you gotta take the good with the bad and if you take a little time to just LISTEN to them maybe you can empathize with them, you have no idea how this will improve your relationship with your Lady, spoil them as often as you can and don't cheat on them, that should be obvious but it must be written.   If you want "out" be a man and say so, there are plenty of legitimate reasons for ending a relationship but think for a minute about what you found sooo appealing about her in the first place and talk to her, and please if I here that fucking term metrosexual one more time I think I may go apeshit.   What kind of MAN want's to be known as a metrosexual...Are you seeking an entire city to Fuck?  I know what the term implies and if I was addressed as such I'd literally go apeshit on him, if it were a woman I would address her respectfully and ask her reasoning behind tagging me with that dubious title and discuss why it doesn't apply to me at all.   Guy's you don't have to be half woman to be a whole man, this generation is going through some type of weird transformation that I just don't get.   I was born in the mid 60's at the end of the boomers and the beginning of the gen. xer's, when men were still men, we better get back to that or civilization as we know\knew it will cease to exist.   A very sad prospect indeed.   AMF for now.

A Jumble of All things Stupid

Are you one of the many who belong to this club?   Don't feel bad just please don't procreate!  Is our current President a Muslim or a Christian?   Well I don't give a fuck first off but to all you morons polled and responded Muslim please know that all evidence points to the contrary.   Do we want to lead by example, most say yes, now I know 9\11 was a tragic day in every Americans Life, but since when do we unanimously ban any one from doing anything because we feel it may or may not be in good taste?   Think about all these bans and laws, it's a slippery slope and sooner or later one of these will be coming to a neighborhood near you!   If good taste were the mandate in the US half of us would be gone ...you know who you are.   Global Warming, I love this one, now it seems we mostly agree that it  is happening BUT man can't have done it so let the planet fix it, duh.  Look you asses whether it's natural, man made or a combination who cares, when a fire starts you grab a hose and start putting it out and worry about the who donnit later.   Please tell me you see the point that's being made. We have to have a paradigm shift and very soon, if we wait 15 or more years to switch from fossil fuels to hybrids are Grand kids are screwed.   Enjoy their cute little cherub like faces now, cause one you die, you ain't floating up or down anywhere, your dead ass is just gonna decompose in an overpriced piece of fiberglass or wood.   Has anyone noticed the surge in tectonic activity this year?   Stupids there's lots of hard words in this one so please feel free to try and use the dictionary.  Well I think I've given you enough for now to have a headache, so AMF...
 

Why oh why

Well here we are again kid's, in the words of Beetleguise. What's the topic of the day, well there is so much in this great big old world of ours, but I think it's time to tackle a very sticky subject. Evolution Vs. Intelligent design and should they both be taught in schools. Well near as I can tell as far as the national test scores, none of them can explain either. I remember when I was in school we all said the pledge of allegiance, ask any of your kids to recite it, I'll bet 90% of them can't but ask them there high score on grand theft auto they'll spew it out quicker then you can finish your sentence. Does anyone else find something wrong with this. I don't condone or condemn the whole prayer thing but it should be a matter of choice. That being said who in the FUCK thinks intelligent design holds water against evolution, aside from old Alfred E. Newman...you know who I mean. Read your Bible all you want, go to church all you want and if it gives you comfort ...GREAT. But it doesn't make it true, there is nothing in the Constitution stating WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION, nor does it mention anything about capitalism, the other great evil in our lives. So what does school teaching, religion and capitalism have in common? They've all been bastardized, in the name of guess who, that's right the wealthy kick in again. We really are the puppets in this county and I see a day soon when, the few middle class heads north to Canada and the poor head south to Mexico. And guess what, I'll shed a tear for the rich who will no longer have anyone to exploit, who the FUCK do they think made them wealthy in the first place. Some of it in day's of old was EARNED, these Captians of industry invested in businesses, they didn't sell junk bonds, credit swaps or subprime lending. Until we get back on track as the manufacturing base of the world we will surely go the way of the dodo and Rome, remember that empire a few years back. Remember why it fell "well I am not gonna tell you look it up, maybe you'll learn something". Big business is killing off the unions the only semblance of a voice the ordinary American had in DC and they say it's good for the economy. If you think we're coming out of this recession by these damn indicators they show on CNN, grow up. Oh yeah and these companies laying off tens of thousands of workers and making the rest work themselves to death, or replacing them with robots, well guess what...That's your consumer base for your goods and services and without the middle class you wealthy fuckers are going to get boned without Vaseline, the masses will rise up sooner or later & the day is coming, I promise you a day of reckoning you will soon not forget, unless you're lucky and get killed quickly. Don't you get it, without a relative distribution of wealth this country is doomed. Everyone is influenced by someone or something, but I think we've gone a little overboard and it's gonna catch up to us with in the next 20-25 years if that long. Heed my warning, these reality shows won't keep the blinders on the people forever and a critical mass will build and there goes the farm. My understanding is that many of you believe the bible is literally true. No disrespect intended but your about as stupid as a slug "look it up if you don't know what that is". This brings me back to my original point, division or=f church and state, THAT'S IN THE DAMN CONSTITUTION FOR A REASON. If you can't rap that up in a tight little bow then I've been giving you much more credit than you deserve...We let them put all this shit into place we can take it away, nominate your morally sound neighbor for State senate, and watch all the quorums, The day he doesn't do as the voters request demand they be removed from office and I'll say it again for the millionth time outlaw lobbyist and PAC's & we do need tort reform, another one for you to look up...I ain't gonna do it all for you morons...AMF

Do Women know what they want?

Now I'm a divorcee' x2 so I like to think I have a rudimentary understanding of the female species. Nope wrong, just tear up the paper you've got and start from scratch. I've been on the net again now for about 2-3 months and I can tell you beyound a doubt that either these women don't exist in the first place or in order to communicate with them or even read their correspondence suddenly you get hit with these crazy mad fees. Now this is not the women 's fault unless it's a big conspiracy like the JFK thing and only a precious few men get to the true inner sanctum, not pussy , just access to the real women on the sites. Okay so label me cheap, but you'd be wrong. Yes I'll admit to being frugal but of all the dating sites out there which do you choose? Look I'm 44 financially independent and could well afford to join several sights if I had some kind of guarantee, which I know is impossible, so what's my gripe. I met a woman and I swear on paper we are the ultimate couple, the site even acknowledges this, I send her a flirt "I assume she reads my profile which matches what she want's almost down to the letter" No response, I've got about 1k messages from Russian dating sites but communication over there is for shit and by the 4 or 5th conversation they are asking for cash. Sometimes you'll get a couple that will go the extra mile a show a nude pic. of somebody, who knows if it's really them, yes it's the cynic in me coming out as per usual. Ladies there are good, well intentioned men out here, not just looking for a 1 nighter, some of us myself included actually want a relationship with a woman and frankly yahoo has turned into a slut farm... Yeah I said it, if you want money to show you damn tit's come over here get sponged up and wash my damn car you arse holed heartless bitches. I realize everyone has to eat but fuck, can't yahoo just automatically send them to 1 chat room, there some men' s fantasies can be fulfilled blissfully OH AND BY THE WAY THE GIRL CONTACTING YOU IS PROBABLY NOT EVEN IN THE COUNTRY, SHE'S JUST THE BAIT TO GET YOU ON THE HOOK, THEY PROMISE NO FEE'S I HAVE A SECRET PASSWORD WE JUST NEED YOUR CC NUMBER TO VERIFY YOUR AGE. GUY'S READ THE FINE PRINT, IT ALWAYS MENTIONS SOMETHING ABOUT AGREEING TO THEIR TERMS, THIS MEANS YOU LOSE CASH, BUYER BEWARE.
Okay i'm a bit less pissed now but that Blackbox XXX is infamous for doing this, just watch cinemax, hell you're already paying for it or watch a real porno, that woman on the other end of her cute little webcam gyrating around the camera could very well be a loop created for us morons and by us I mean men.
I'll explain it so even my dead uncle Charlie can understand, Men are born STUPID it's a genetic thing no ones found it yet but they will, usually growing up we have this fixation on the woman all men love "mommy" but she's really setting us up for heartache and pain, this is not intentional it's just what they do.
Women are born with the eccentric gene "I usually call it the insane gene" but in deference to all the women out there who control these sporadic fits of insanity I'll use eccentric. You can not control this anymore than we can control our stupidity. All I'm asking is that you play fairly and gently with us as we are mentally challenged and when you come down to it you ladies can get us to do just about anything just with a snap of your finger, I've been through it twice and G-DDammit it ends right here and now, If you are looking for a serious, intelligent gentleman, with above average IQ, has a variety of talent both in & out of the bedroom let's go for a bike ride or a 2 day car trip, if both are still alive you will probably last a while.
You ladies know the jerks almost from go street, but you see them anyway and get more jaded then before you went out with the arsehole then my stupid ass comes along and has to put up with the shit you really should have shoveled on the original JACKASS. So to tie this all together guys get help with your "mommy issues" hell get a shrink if necessary. Ladies be kind to us you already have half the money and ALL the pussy, smile you're sitting on a million bucks.
That's all for now, have a good life and meditation is a great way to keep things in check...That's for all of us...AMF

I've been on Hiatus

Hello,
To Anyone who reads this. Well what's new? Americans need to get a life!!!!! Why is someones sexuality so titillating ? Why is who fucked whom and where it occurred so exciting to Americans.
Why is this shit water cooler fodder. I myself sometimes "like to get busy in a Burger King bathroom" That's from an old rap tune by the way and may or may not be true but who gives a rat's ass. You know when celeb's "come out" it's, all over the world the next day, over 5 million people have been killed in Africa over some politigous non sense. I just created a new word combine political & religious = politigous. Okay so people are starving, being murdered, raped, just flat out anarchy. No one cares, it's depressing and what do I care...It's not affecting me, or is it? I mean let's face it people are always fighting over something, I don't think the near east has seen any semblance of peace in 2,000+ years. So why should we give a damn about all those other people, we have a lot of home grown problems. Yes while it is true we have had a rough time of it lately, people losing their life savings, their homes and jobs. But the truth of it is the Federal Government "all Branches for the most part" , before I go any further can you name the 4 branches of our Government...If you answered yes you're an IDIOT, there's only 3 branches you moron. This is grade school shit, no wonder most adults aren't smarter than a fifth grader.
I'd be willing to bet you that if the President wasn't of a dark persuasion, many of you wouldn't even know his name. THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS SUPPOSED TO WORK FOR US REGULATE CERTAIN ASPECTS OF OUR LIVES AND KEEP US SAFE, Now there are individuals and vocal groups screaming keep your overbearing hands out of my state you Fed.'s, I remember a few years back when Texas threatened to leave the Union, well states do have the right to be stupid as we all do but after banging your head a 100 times and it get's you no where isn't it time to get a new strategy? That was "by the way" the definition of insanity. Frankly I don't know Ex President Chene...opps I meant Bush, he's probably a decent guy but as a president he stank, You get up in arms about Ex-President Clinton getting a blowjob, but I'll tell you a little secret...Now you have to promise not to tell anyone. IT WAS ON CLINTONS' WATCH THAT ALL THIS DEREGULATION GOT STARTED...SHHH, and aside from that I think he was a Great President, and continues to be a Statesman don't get me wrong he's no Jimmy Carter...yet? So what's the point to all this it's very simple A man once wrote "Know thy history lest you're destined to repeat it" I know that's not the actual quote but I think it sounds better. Oh and by the way trickle down economics for the ultra rich is just their way of saying fuck all you little monkeys "that's all of us in case you didn't get it". Now you don't hear them whining about the economy & the possible tax hike, no they don't want it SO they hire lobbyist and PAC's to basically BUY you're representative so they have the money to get reelected. It's a vicious circle, and I'd rather write about it than be in it. Do you guy's even know that a country went Bankrupt after all the shit hit the fan, can you name the country...I'll bet you 10 to 1 you don't, It was depressing and they aren't of any particular importance to us so what the fuck, I think CNN might have said 2 words about it and the BBC to their credit may have said 5 words or so, I realize anyone in the world could be reading this and a lot of you know more about our history than we do, the questions were aimed at Americans but feel free to play along. So how to tie this into a nice little bow, not easily so I won't. BUT... A Sitting President shouldn't be able to pardon anyone in Administration for anything by anyone from now until perpetuity. Whatever deregulation caused this shit needs to be put back into place exactly as it was, I mean for fuck sake we've sold our Great grandchildren's future to the Chinese, let's hope they never call our note due to a lack of funds, as oh so many banks did to we poor and not so poor little primates. Lastly I really will move to Canada if you Asses elect S. Palin to anything other than garbage commissioner. Have a pleasant Week, and pick a topic worthwhile to chat about.